Amber and Jasper

From: Kelvix
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: Amber and Jasper
Date: Sun, 21 Jan 2001 21:39:24 +0000

Here's my filk on Amber and Jasper (from Moving Pictures)

TTTO Eleanor Rigby

Ah, there are things a troll just shouldn't do
Ah, there are things a troll just shouldn't do

Amber and Jasper
Loved with a love that no silicon giant has seen
She was his queen
He knocked her sideways
Hit with a boulder so polished and shiny it gleamed
She's in a dream

Passion burns like magma, so fierce and wild and strong
Passion burns like magma, how could it all go wrong?

They were so happy -
Shared the same cave and they ate the same silicates
They were soulmates
One day was diff'rent
Amber left Jasper his meal in the cave on the floor
And then she saw...

Passion burns like magma, so fierce and wild and strong
Passion burns like magma, why did it all go wrong?

Ah, there are things a troll just shouldn't do
Ah, there are things a troll just shouldn't do...

Angry and jealous
How could he love her and leave her for that chunk of loam?
So she went home -
Brought back her club and lifted it high then she smashed it so hard that he died
And then she cried

Passion burns like magma, so fierce and wild and strong
Passion burns like magma, why did he do her wrong?

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